once again, its about queues!!! =)))), man i think so much about queues that i can write a book about them...book about queues, and imagine all the people queuing up to get the book! LOL...ok, i dont know about it but i just think that the only queues that u can cut is where everyone in the queue is all asian too..thats because people are too scared to leave the queue to whoop the queue cutter ass up, fearing that they may lose their place in the queue and have to queue up all over agian.
imagine this:
A: man this queue is long,damn sian, sure late for class
A: HEY THAT GUY IS CUTTING THE QUEUE, how dare him, wait till i get my paws on him.
A: no wait, if i go kick is queue-cutting-vegetable-ass, i have to queue up again
A: wah lan, how like that, oh guess i have to let you go this time,
A: wah lao, he got up the bus, wait there's enouhg space till my turn,WOOT, i can make him kiss my street fighter fist!
A: hoho, here i come!
*boom door closes and leave before A can reach the door*
A: WAH LAO SIAN.let me get back to the front of the queue...eh, why everyone staring at me?
B: excuse me dont cut the queue, pls go to the back
gg, thats what i'm talking about, the fear of losing your place is so great that
wait lets let fear be x and ass whooping of cutters be y
x >> y ===> x-y = infinity
SO COMPLICATED FORMULA that comes from a simple situation like this
but never fret not, let me teach u a few ways to get the ass whooping and still remain in your position.
A: First, this is calles, Chopping in some countries, its like dogs marking their territory with their pee, but u dont ahve to pee to mark your position in the queue although its a very effective method but highly not recommended cos u might get public caning, which is much worse than losing your queue area, yup i know u guys saying "wah damn sian, then how?"
well u can put your bags on the place, this is also not recommended cos it may get stolen, unless its filled wiht homework and stuff which u HOPE and PRAY that it get stolen and the thief is kind enough to do them for u and hand it up.
you can however put a newspaper on the ground, it may even keep the guy behind u busy and entertained stopping the whole queue and letting u know thats your spot and u can see it easily after u kick some ass...like x marks the spot for treasure, but this is like newspaper marks the spot for me. this is highly recommended for forgetful people who often forget where they actually are in the queue and have to requeue, yeah i know that sucks, but there's people like that out there, be sympathetic please..ACT like
B: ask the guy behind u to look after the place, now how is this different from A: u ask, WAH LAO think for yourself la, well actually there is no difference, i just wnat to put B: so can act like got more things to recommend =)) "*act cute* the audience say in unison"....OK let me explain, A is using non living things to mark your spot and B is for living things, wait pee got bacteria right that means, wait is it A or is it B? AIYAH who cares la, BOTTOMLINE, wait i am not done yet so its not bottomline, by asking the person to look after your place, u can allow the queue to move accordingly, unlike the newspaper thing which may cause other people behind the guy behind you kick your ass due to stoppage...how many people have i lost in the last sentence, millions i know yeah....so its like that lor, ANYWAY there's a loophole in this method, wait not loophole, unless the queue is going round and round, hehex, "once again *act cute* the audience say in unison"...what i am trying to say is that, the person sometimes, well actually 65.99384531235%(proven) of the time see that "you is a very big idiot" to leave the queue and letting him go to your spot........awwwwwwwwww so sad, thus making u lost your spot in the queue, and having to requeue all over agian. WAH LAO BASTARD, BUT on the brighter side, at night is on the darker side, you get to whoop and kick the queue cutter's ass....BUT NOW U HAVE A NEW TARGET, the guy who took your place..right??
ok let me explain
Let A = YOU, B = Queue Cutter, C = guy behind you
A > B (u leave the queue to beat him into paper pulp)
C = A ( your spot is over taken by that guy behind u)
C = B( guy behind u = to queue cutter)
Thus as a conclusion, u have to have a guy that is very trustworthy behind u, for example like me(proven).
C: THE final method, i hope, if i can think some more, i DONT SHOW YOU LEHZ, ok put down the eggs and tomato's i'm just kidding =). This method is highly recommended, ALL U HAVE TO DO, is just GO AND WHIP THAT GUY ASS!! yeah as easy as CBA, wait ABC...its so simple, cos if you whip that guy's ass, u would be in his position WHCIH IS FIRST in the queue cos that guy have cut it nicely. so just deal the punishment like judge dread and then take his position and auto get to the front of the queue =) BET U GUYS DONT SEE THAT COMING...wait i can hear julie say CHRISTIAN dont bet, which christian, the one we know or what....and i can also say KRISTpatihtanto say, BUDDHIST dont bet, well ok lets not bet...let me explain with THE GAME THEORY how effective C works, wait on second thought, read up yourself....DONT TELL U LEHZ =))
ok thats all folks, a long one to keep you guys entertained among the exams and quiz and test and CA...HOW MANY DIFFERENT KIND OF WORDS do they have to use to describe something that is SO similar to each other, ALL of them are places for u to go to asnwer/ solutions/theories (yes, some people give answers that are yet been proven wishing the examiner/teacher/marker/tutor fell for it and think it is a proven fact) alot of questions and then fail :( .. man dont they just set one universal word for everything, alright thats all for tonight!! chillll
