Saturday, December 02, 2006

now have you ever wonder what actually grades mean? all the A, B, C and stuff..now let me clarify your doubts so next time if you get a particular grade, u know when to rejoice or when to cry

A - this actually stands for average, "but isnt that the best grade u can get" you all said in unison holding hands...A is average, yes, you are never good enough, no one is ever perfect, if you get A you are average...but if u get A+ then you are above average but still u are not good enough, life's tough but u cant complain

B - this stands for alot of things, from bad to bitch to bullshit...yess but since A is average this usually stands for BAD, but there is also some cases where B dont actually stands for what it actually is.
there are also times where B can stands for bitch, that is when you have an affair with the teacher and then you went for the toilet cleaner, 0h-so-bitchy scandals like this will enable u to get this grade where B stands of bitch,
i can hear all the girls complaining right now, Yes B can also stand for bastard, well u know the teacher can get seduce or seduce you but your heart truly lies with the lab technicians..this will entitle u for B grade on your exam scripts...SEE now u know why u are not allowed to write your name on the exam scripts, so the markers cant get u back with all this special grades
there is also cases where you just SUCK so bad in the exam that the teacher with not very much choice and lots of love and sympathy give you a B which stands for bullshit. this means your answer is a complete joke and to prevent it stinking up the marking room, the teacher just give it a B for simplicity sake..

C - a variety of meaning on this, can be Complete dumbass or CAN YOU REALLY EXIST...now as you see, these 2 meanings is almost the same but there is slight difference...complete dumbass well u know what this means but when C means CAN YOU REALLY EXIST that means u are someone who's beyond this world, u manage to defy all kinds of forces available in this world...no i am not describing superman but, but you are completely hopeless that your existance actually make scientist work harder...ARE you the next step of evolution will be the subject of their research
well, C can also means Copied as simple as that

well i know u guys are asking what about D E F? DO you really want to know...well i dont know another grades for another day, lets hope i dont get C for my programming!!