Signs that you gonna fail a particular paper:

1) when they ask you to check the number of pages, you check for the number of questions to skip.
2) others start with question 1, you already looked through the paper and thinking of going home.
3) you take your time writing your name and subject code.
4) you make sure you shade the oval completely in a nice shade of black.
5) a visit to the toilet is always good.
6) drawing things suddenly become your favourite pasttime.
7) you write your name on every piece of paper you know you wont use

more to come..