my condo's new security guard is always on the phone, 9am i went out he's on the phone, 12pm i came back he's on the phone, 3pm i go out he's still on the phone..8pm i came back he's yes on the phone, 12am i went out and no first prize for guessing what he's doing, yup he finally start using the internet NO just kidding, still on the phone...wait dont ask why am i going out on 12 am...the topic here is about the security guard.

how can someone be on the phone for the whole day? who is he talking to? does he have a list of friends and time slots on when they should be on the phone with him? maybe its another security guard from another condo thats doing the same thing..BUT THE WHOLE DAY? what can you talk about? how many cars pass buy per minute? how the gates to the entrance dont actually close as fast when u keep spamming the close button...OH wait maybe he's listening to music, he call places where the company just keep putting you on hold and let u listen to all kinds of music, you know maybe thats the deal..free music, no piracy involve..