so exams is coming, now thats one hell load of fun around the corner..i dont know why so many people dont like exams..they are never ready, you ask them wehther they are ready, nope they are never ready...give them another year to study, nope never ready by then...exams are like the most fun times...its like one mega huge party...teachers have been planning it for the whole year, for those who planned something for a very long time know how that feels...teachers cant wait to give the exams that their excitement spills out in small portions in the form of midterms and quizzes which strangely, no one is ever ready also...its like small party to hype up the major one at the end
now back to my point on why exams are the most fun is because, exam periods are the only period where every other things look so attractive...the only period where everyone is always falling asleep, eating much more than they need too, and yes...more tv being watch than the whole year combined...everything else is done during exam periods except studying...people always saying their notes and textbooks are evil and gonna get burn after the exams..but come on...THOSE things not only help u in your exams but also one more thing which everyone over look...notes and textbooks are like the most potent sleeping pills...thats right nod in agreement everyone...why bother getting sleeping pills for your sleep problems..take out your textbooks and start reading...try going through 3 pages for most effective effect..if i was a doctor, and prescribing sleeping pills is illegal, hell, i would offer them my study notes..."try reading this, and if you still have problem trying to sleep...let me show u an even effective solution...History of Pollination and pollution, now thats a killer"...wait, hold on to your handphone, my notes are staying with me, i'm not gonna sell these powerful sleep inducing nuclear bombs...i can help you photocopy but sorry its against the copy right law...
and food is always scarce during exam period, scarce in the stomach that is...scientist said that studying makes u feel hungry as u are using up nutrition for your brain, yeah right how about when we are actually sleeping when we try to study...actually come to think about it, if charlie open up his chocolate factory for visitors..it will be packed with students, hungry just pick up a sugary grass and eat..even hungrier? be a cow and mow down the whole field..i still havent come up with the answer of to why we always feel hungry during exam periods or whenever we try to study but hell, this package of bak kwa not gonna wait for me..funny, it seems like i can hear someone singing "gimme more" by britney around the region under my chest...wonder who
yeah, georgina is right, i lost my sense of humour..damn...and her birthday just passed, those who havent wished her can use my tag board