i had gp test today...it is damn easy...i felt it from the start in my veins...i had ultimate control of what i was writing and i just knew i gonna do very badly...sigh...it is damn hard la...harder than diamond..but i still can break it...i saw my other friends and villians died in that paper...even wiht all my powers..i am still unable to save them...sigh..guess i can lean back on other subjects...the paper is like kryptonite making feel weak and powerless...metaphor man...i am getting better in lit...anyway here are some stuff to relieve some stress that people are facing...(some stuff)....there effective eh?

someone: ah beng you are a beast
ah beng: i am a beast? why am i a beast?
someone: dont know
ah beng: then you must be the beauty

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....omg that was one of the good pick up line i have learned from my friend...i am trying out on lana soon

ah beng: how am i going to make up to you?
superman: use maybeline or loreal lor

AHAHAHHA that was another good one

there is this new tv reality show called the Swan where people get suaned at until they die...dont believe...just watch..

saw this prtty girl at shaun's house just now...omg...found out she is the girl next door...some guys just get the lucks...some guys just get the inequalities of life which is (x-34 > x +233)...forget whats her name...saw her while joel the chao ah beng was looking at some ang mo kao...some dog being let out by an ang mo...thats wat i am trying to mean...i guess...anyway

all the best niggas